
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Apologies to full bladders......
Top 5 excuses of 2009
1. Mother in-law is visiting, taking a bath.
2. Feral cats convalescing from surgery (sometimes true)
3. Pipes broken, plumber is on the way
4. Sister is visiting, bathing children (I don't have a sister)
5. We don't have a bathroom (I only said this once and looked as confused as the customer)
catscats
cats
To all of those full bladders, we apologize. Most often we offered an alternative and to be fair (to me!) if someone truly looked like they were going to burst on the spot, I did swallow my pride and let them walk past a sink of dishes to get to the toilet. (Only so I wouldn't have to clean the floor in the studio)
Our new gallery will have its very own guest bathroom....it will always be available, full of lovely toiletries and ready for use! DRINK UP!!
Images Above: Our Bathroom!
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Building the gallery.....
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Mom, Singing in the Kitchen, Dancing with the Bread Dough, Kneading Out the Rhythm of My Life.......
Yesterday we were out for a stroll and our wonderful friend and neighbour gave us a loaf of warm bread. It is the loveliest gift you can give someone.
In Newfoundland, if someone gives you a loaf of homemade bread, it means they like you. Judging by the size our bums, I'd say we have a lot of friends. That is a good thing.
Top Image: "Mom"
Cara and Pam
Hand-Carved Pine, Acrylics, Mixed Media
24" x 24"
Saturday, September 26, 2009
I was spied by two little eyes.......
I love this place I call home. It sometimes feels as if I am in a quirky stage production and I am the only one who doesn't know their lines. I am amazed to be able to look out my window and see fishermen just a stones throw away, catching their dinner. I am inspired by the winds that change the environment around me so many times each day. It is a safe place. The neighbours know who everyone is, and if something out of the ordinary happens, it will surely have been documented. Just this morning our neighbour told us that we'd had a visitor at 7:30 am (a friend of ours) but didn't get the plate number because his spy glasses were broken (binoculars for those of us who were born after 1913). Bless.
Above image: Cape St. Mary's (detail)
Cara and Pam
Hand carved pine/Acrylics/Mixed Media
Cara and Pam
Hand carved pine/Acrylics/Mixed Media
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Art Things..........
Friday, September 25, 2009
Girls, put your slippers on!
I think of her every single day and thank her for my warm feet and healthy insides. When I was five, she told me to never, ever go barefoot because I would freeze my uterus. At the time, I didn't know what a uterus was....only that if I had one, I certainly didn't want to freeze it. I wore slippers from then on. Every day, when slippering my feet, I think of her and laugh. Thank you Bea, for the wise advice and for making me smile.
“The Concert”
"Songs of winged companions
Calm my restless heart
She sings to me"
Cara and Pam 2006
Hand carved and hand painted pine
11/2" x 31"
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Art Things..........
Thursday, September 24, 2009
For the love of cats.............

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Cats
Caulker and Fetcher
We've been working non-stop on the orange house. Pam has the roof deck over the sun room done and now we've got to finish the siding and do a bit of scraping and painting. Then, on to the sun room and we're done! I wish I could help more, I am the caulker and fetcher. (Wasn't that a T.V. show?)I am not allowed to take measurements or use anything with cords or electricity. Pam wrote up an agreement and I had to sign it. It also includes things without cords, but that use gas and oil. Like chainsaws and whippersnappers. The only exception is the electric sander....I CAN use that, IF I don't sand things on my lap, like the time I sanded through the knee of my new jeans......ANYHOO....once we get the orange house done, we can start the new gallery. I hope it is soon because the new doors and windows have arrived (all 30) and we will have to keep them in our tiny living room( 12 x 12) until we have gallery walls. Great for entertaining. Please stop by any time.
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Building the gallery.....
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Best phone message ever......

Yesterday we had a telephone order left on the message machine.
"Hi, my name is ___________, I would like to order one of your maggoty fish. I don't care what colour it is or how it is decorated. I just want mine to have lots of maggots. Really, the more maggots there are, the better."
I have added this phrase to my list of things I never expected to hear in my life.
"The more maggots there are, the better."
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Art Things..........
Sunday, September 20, 2009
We have to get that, it matches the sofa!
I like watching people in the studio. There are two types of people. The first kind buy whatever they like, because they like it. They don't care about shape, colour, size or anything else. If they love it, they love it and they will find somewhere to squish it in their house.The second kind buy pictures that will fit in specific places or because they match a certain room. After a summer of research I have concluded that these long, vertical pictures fit in tight spaces beside doors and windows.
The long, horizontal pictures fit above doorways and entrance halls and that most of our work "goes with" the fabric selections from Ikea and Lane.
These are all important things to know.
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Art Things..........
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Roomless with a view.........
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Building the gallery.....
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Now open 24/7!
I open the door. Two peppy tourists are looking at me. Smiling. They have matching scarves tied around their necks. They are jaunty.
They ask if I am me.
They tell me they were up early. I can see their expensive bed and breakfast breakfasts straining through their fitted Ralph Lauren polos. The outline of sausage links and bacon strips is apparent.
"We see that your CLOSED sign is up but we were wondering if you are open................"
It is 7:23 am. I am wearing a floor length flannel nightgown and two different socks. I am struggling to hold on to two, hysterical cats that are trying to run out the door. It is possible that I look crazier than I feel.
"Of course," I answer, "I must have forgotten to flip the sign......”
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Art Things..........
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Little Miss Muffet..........
Huge spiders everywhere. Fat Aunt Sylvia was ambushed and had a web spun on her back while she was snoring. I was bit while tarring roof shingles. Pam said Newfoundland spiders are not poisonous and don’t bite. I watched the bite swell up and said that the spider had red dots and yellow poisonous-looking bits. I wondered if I should go to the emergency room and would they have the anecdote. Pam said that if I did need medical attention, she was sure there would be a doctor at the Carbonear hospital with a good sense of humour and a funny story to tell.
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Building the gallery.....
Friday, September 11, 2009
"Don't Go Breaking My Art"
This afternoon I lint rolled two children whose mother had encouraged them to "swim" on their bellies across the studio floor. It is aqua. Like water. When they came up for air, they looked like little human hairballs. We do sweep up the cat hair every day. Almost. Monthly.
Yesterday morning, a visitor was admiring the "Dorman Dorey" sculpture and pulled out the fish. She threw it on the floor. A bizarre reaction, but I guess she thought she had broken it and wanted to let go of the evidence immediately. I pretended to be horrified for a long time and then realized that she really thought she had broken the sculpture and would possibly have to pay for it. I almost started singing "Don't Go Breaking My Art..." (the Elton John/ Kiki Dee version of course) but realized she wasn't THAT kind of person.
I told her that it wasn't broken.It is meant to come apart. She laughed like this....hahaha. I don't think I will ever see her again.
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Art Things..........
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Honk if you love....honking?

We have a sign by our gate that says "Please honk the horn for the studio". Beside the sign is a very big bicycle horn. It is very big. The horn is wearing a big, blue bow. It too, is very big. Today, for the squavillionth time this summer, I was painting and heard the wailing of a car horn...over and over and over. HONK! HONK! HOOONNKK!!!! Some people honk the bicycle horn that we have provided. Others choose to walk all the way back to their cars and honk their own horns. I think these people are funny. They like to toot their own horns.
BooBoo's Lament
BooBoo sat me down today for a chat. She is not pleased at all about being locked out of the studio and has failed to understand that she can't jump on visitor's heads from the rafters. Screaming, terrified, band-aided customers. She just giggled, like she does. I explained that we use the money that the nice people give us to buy her tins. It was surprising how quickly she changed her tune. She and Meester Willard now greet customers at the door with a little dance and a complimentary martini.
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Cats
Monday, September 7, 2009
Then why do they call it SALT meat?
I had to rush Pam to the hospital on Sunday night. She was having troubles with her heart. It was scary, but she is having loads of tests and we'll get to the bottom of it. Today Ian said he was going to make her another big jigs dinner to make her feel better. I told him that she couldn't have salt and that maybe we'd make her something special next week.
Ian got very upset and said that there was no salt in jigs dinner. I agreed (I didn't want to rattle him further) and that was that. Thinking about it, it's not that bad really....well, except for the SALT meat and the vegetables boiled in SALT for 6 hours.
Only wooden salt meat pins and salt meat hair clips from now on................
Ian got very upset and said that there was no salt in jigs dinner. I agreed (I didn't want to rattle him further) and that was that. Thinking about it, it's not that bad really....well, except for the SALT meat and the vegetables boiled in SALT for 6 hours.
Only wooden salt meat pins and salt meat hair clips from now on................
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